1) The Theory that explains crime is a sin and must be the work of the devil is:
a) Butt sex theory
b) Communication Apprehension Theory
c) I eat decaying flesh
d) Demon Theory
2) The two brains to come up with the Social Contract idea were?
a) Calvin and Hobbes
b) Bush and Cheney
c) Hobbes and Lockeoe
d) Jenna and Jameson
3) Who is considered the founder of Sociology?
a) James Dean
b) Dennis Williams
c) Scruff McGruff
d) Auguste Comte
4) Who developed the first intelligence test in 1905?
a) Bidet
b) Binet
c) Bill Clinton
d) Foghorn Leghorn
5) Tarde came up with which famous saying pertinent to criminology?
a) I�ll be back
b) I will kill your mother, your father, and then eat their entrails and poop them back out into their empty chest cavities
c) People aren�t born criminals, they learn it
d) I have herpes. You should get tested.
6) Bonger introduced which two influential people to criminology?
a) Fred Engels and Karl Marx
b) Dave Navarro and Carmen Electra
c) John Kerry and Pamela Anderson
d) Sigfried and Roy
7) The function of Crime I includes:
a) Reminder of what the norms are
b) Provides a sense of moral righteousness
c) Strengthens collective conscience
d) All of the above
8) Your sex affects the probability that you will be high on delinquency. This conclusion is:
a) Determinalistic
b) Probabilistic
c) Realistic
d) None of the above
9) Theories should be
a) Broad in scope
b) Sexy, like me
c) Well hung, like me
d) Tactful, like me
10) In 1966, 8 nursing students were murdered, raped, sodomized, mutilated, tortured, skinned, boiled, and finally served for dinner to a pack of feral roving cats. Who was convicted of their murders?
a) George W. Bush
b) George H.W. Bush
c) Richard Speck
d) Lily Tomlinson
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'Drain it dry like Sigma Chi!'
I just wanted to point out that I think this is funny way before anyone is outwardly making jokes about the alcoholism breeding fraternity that killed one of its members.
So drink up!
In a biting flash of irony that makes my poophole seer, in my OU email account (one which I should be receiving only university approved mail) I got an email entitled 'Drink a lot? Get Sobrk.
Remember, when you drink 8-9 double shots within a 2 hour period and you want to actually wake up the next morning, remember the slogan.
By Sob'r-k now and get ready for life without hangovers!!!!