I know I know, according to the past 2 months, I've had a shitty track record with updating.
I bet you faggots think I don't have anything to say! That's not true, I always have something to say.
School rocks my cock. So i'm under a mountain of that shit they sling my way.
Never take Dr. Zoe Sherinian.
Also, if any of you have any recommendations on some kick ass upper division electives let me know!
I'm already taking swimming
I don't know what the hell is up with all those crazy ass messages that are getting spammed in my comments section of my updates, but it makes me feel popular.
Also, to all the faggot niggers that keep ditching me on set dates, you've wasted my time, and you're all assholes for it. If anyone wants to play basketball on monday afternoons, or lunch on friday afternoons, I'm looking for a buncha more assholes to ditch me. Email me and let me know. You'll have to go through a rigorous interview process.
I have lost faith in 59,020,179 of Americans, with 99% of precincts reporting.
The only other time I lose faith in America is when I see a fat kid in the Wal-Marts and when I watch COPS.
What kind of ardent man-hating bull dyke of a teacher do I have for music?
She puts 10 weeks (over half the semester) in our FIRST TEST.
Over half the coursework is due over the next 5 weeks.
4 years of college and she slaps me with the hardest test I've ever had. I wonder if this whore of a teacher knows what a curve is.
On a happier note, my laptop is fucked up to all hell.
On a lighter note, my cell phone was shut off due to my tiny, tiny penis. So the only way to reach me is via the internet, or signal fire.
I try to update with interesting and insightful comments, but we all know that hasn't happened once yet, so I'll leave you with this.
It's my horribly blended way of combining pornography and terrorism. Click Below
Today is the presidential election day, along with several other political races. On the Oklahoma Ballot, for some court district house judge seat, there was a guy named E.Z. Million. I voted for him because his name is cool. So did Heather. Post on the comments if you did too. If not, then you aren't cool!
And finally, I wrote a haiku for my good friend Josh who moved away in October. I post it in its full beauty below.
Haikupec
Nigger you smoke weed?
They call him an enabler
Watch your cornhole bud