In my quest for a thorough understanding of life, I come across many seering questions that shake me down to the very essence of my soul (ie: the pudding in a tube issue). These are issues that need addressing, and if not properly discoursed, the world as we know it could implode with ignorance.
Today, I bring up the affair of Taquitos
I have a perplexing quandary that tortures my dreams involving these snacks.
The Best Eats Ever or Versatile Masturbation Aid?
Now, for you unfamiliar with taquitos, they are a delectable treat that hails straight from the slums of Mexico. They are about 8 inches long (like me!), and they are a corn tortilla with meat and cheese rolled up, and then baked to a crisp.
Katie Wyre says of the delightful snack: "They can be compared to ambrosia. These things are so good, after I poopy them out, I then eat my feces to get any lingering flavor that I missed the first time."
Now, with you brought up to speed on the awesomeness of this food, it appears there is a pretty strong case for Taquitos to be considered the best food ever. We haven't even explored the masturbatory options here.
I've scoured the internet, I've explored the visceral contents of our information superhighway, prying for any pertinate information regarding taquitos and masturbation. My lengthy journey took me to ButtMachine Boys. Now, on the surface, it looks like it's just a bunch of guys having some innocent fun assplay. INCORRECT. You must look past this superficial covering of the site. I found out the true nature of the site. IT INVOLVES TAQUITOS. CLICK BELOW TO HAVE YOUR MIND BLOWN.
What would cause a man to vehemently destroy another man's ass with such wanton hatred as displayed in those photos? That I cannot answer you, but I promise to devote all of my free time exploring that site to find out.
The evidence does not lie, Taquitos are a delightful masturbation aid.
To experiment with the unheard of and world changing idea of both of these two possibilities at the same time, I recruited Ken Hensley to help me test this hypothesis.
Ken, being the innovative man that he is (god bless him), he found an awesome new way to eat Taquitos. It involves unscrupulous penetration of body cavities AND baked goods!
I present to you, the Double Dipper. Penetration removed to avoid retinal damage to my viewers.
Ken's Juice + My Juice + Taquitos = The Double Dipper.
So, to answer the question of
The Best Eats Ever or Versatile Masturbation Aid?
The answer is clearly BOTH.
I did not say that. EVER.
Posted by: katie at April 1, 2004 09:23 PMKinda makes me hungry yet...horny at the same time!
Posted by: Christie at April 1, 2004 09:31 PMkatie's right. she didn't say that, i said that. remember? it was right after you anally penetrated me.
Posted by: steve at April 1, 2004 09:48 PMhaha, that reminds me of that one time that i told you i was bored and hungry and you told me to go get a bag of taquitos...
Posted by: elizabeth at April 2, 2004 12:55 AMwhen you said you recruited ken hensley, i thought you were talking about my dad!
oh wait, you are!
god bless him and his juice. together, they created me.
Posted by: ken hensley at April 2, 2004 02:13 AMTaquitos...The only Mexican I'll have in my mouth.
Posted by: Genevieve at April 2, 2004 01:20 PMi don't know about anyone else, but in my opinion, phallic food is the tastiest kind. forget finger food, i'm all about anal, yet edible!
Posted by: titties at April 3, 2004 02:32 AMi freaking hate taquitos. that's all i can say. oh, that and i miss your nigger cock. the end.
Posted by: jamie at April 7, 2004 07:01 PMMy cock is three-quarters of an inch longer than yours.
Posted by: Shaun at April 13, 2004 02:33 PMWould i still be kool if a walked around with taquitos in my Ass at all times? Or could it make me kooler? and $6000 is my last offer
Posted by: Tyler O at April 25, 2004 07:43 PM