There has been something at OU that makes me chuckle every time I walk past it.
I love showing people it when I'm walking by with them. It seems hardly anyone knows about Jimi's visage looking over the campus
I'm talking about Jimi Hendrix' face on the south side of the Bizzell Memorial Statue in the South Oval here at OU's campus. Jesus that was a long sentence.
It is sort of like a campus urban legend. I don't know where it came from, but I can speculate.
Let's say two crazy students at OU back in the 60's or 70's were all hopped up on goofballs, wanted to memorialize Jimi forever on campus. So they take Jimi's decrepit corpse from the cemetery (wherever he is buried), and then they sex up his corpse, eat any remaining cartiledge that is left, masturbate with mayonnaise, shoot their jizz in Jimi's decayed skull, and then stick a few of his finger bones (phalanges, as me and the boys call them) up their ass to sell on ebay 3 decades later.
Anyways, after they defile his corpse, they put his likeness on the back of the statue with acid or some other harsh abrasive material.
I'll try posting some pictures to walk you through the image
In the first photo, you can notice some discoloration above the center of the plate, but it's hard to see a discernable figure first glance.
I superimposed a photo of Jimi directly left of the face etching, to show the similarities
This next photo shows where the face is supposed to be, with Jimi's photo superimposed over it.
Finally here is a photo where I marked where the darker depressions were. Like wher the eyes are, the nose, and the lips. Directly underneath the eyes are some lighter areas which i believe to be Jimi's cheeks.
Post below if you were able to see it from my photo's. Also let me know if you walk by the actual statue and picked it up after seeing these pics!
Quote of the Day: "Kevin, I'm gonna fucking kill you, and you wanna know how? Let's see here, I'm going to take some acid, and put it all over your body so you start to melt, then I'm going to jack off and shoot my jizz on your burning body. After that, I'm gonna be horny so I'm going to pour acid on your asshole and eat out your ass. And now my face starts to melt from the acid on your ass, and my face and your ass gets bonded together in an ass-face combo. I'm then going to wear your dead corpse around while melted to my face as jewelry." -- Me
Ass-face combo? Is that a new meal from McDonald's? It can't be any worse than their hamburgers.
Posted by: Genevieve at April 15, 2004 04:02 PMi've seen jimi, i'm a believer. granted, i've been un-stoned for a couple of weeks now, so i might need to go reinspect the rock. coulda just been one of those pothead things.
Posted by: cati at April 15, 2004 04:46 PMHmm. I do find your site very interesting. It does restress how crazy you are though. It is fun to be crazy isn't it.
Posted by: christin at April 15, 2004 11:36 PMCan't see shit, niggah'; however, I do kind of see people making sweet love in a missionary position near the top of the pedastal
Posted by: Duncan McWeiner at April 17, 2004 02:32 AMwhy don't you talk about how the back of the statue looks like labia!
Posted by: katedawg at April 20, 2004 05:33 PMClick on my name to find out more information about that oh-so-mysterious Bizzell statue...and free porn!
Posted by: Genevieve at April 21, 2004 01:38 PMDan, I Have Not Yet Seen This "Jimi" Thingy But I Want You To Know Im With You All The Way
Posted by: Tyler O at April 25, 2004 07:45 PMCan I Get That "Ass-Face Combo" Super-Sized?
Posted by: Tyler O at April 25, 2004 07:46 PMHi Dan, Stumbled across your ejaculatory page from Cati's XANGA site. This is the english girl you met twice in those life changing moments last week!
Nice site!
Didn't know that wiping your dick across a little girl's teddy bear would have those wonderful effects... interesting...