A few pics from last weeks party:
Jac, Brandon, Katie, and Myself. It's blurry, and I'm sad
This is Brandon and I enjoying some high gravity ale while grasping our manhood.
Derek and I -- Derek is hard to the core because he wore his rusty's shirt to the party.
Katie and I.
Now, time for the story of the Greatest Bandaid Ever
Whilst working the other day, I get a slight cut on my right index finger. Right on the joint, where my finger is quite bendy. I knew my luck was shit right when it got cut, that's just a shitty spot to get it.
Well, after a night of drinking and tom-foolery, the cut on my finger has swollen a bit and hurts. Right before work I put on a bandaid, and i'm a bit saddened because I know this bandaid is going to piss me off because its going to fall off in 30 minutes, because thats just what bandaids do.
Well, my friends, I must say I am deeply impressed by this bandaid. As I sit and type this, it is still attached to my finger! I've done NUMEROUS activities, such as, Washing Dishes (twice!), Showering, Sleeping, Coitus, A kitten licked it, Ass Wiping, Riding my bike, and this son of a bitch is still on my finger!!
I'm so impressed, I did a write up about it in my blog, which you are now reading, and I took a picture!
I'm keeping a running timer of how long this bandaid will stay on. I'm so impressed by this thing, I'm actually going to continue to wear it even though it is most likely unsanitary for me to do so!
Current Bandaid Time: 70 hours, 19 minutes, 42 seconds.
*Bandaid time updated as up 3:19, Dec 26th*
I've had the shittiest luck. My car broke down, I had to pay 200 dollars in bills this month, I doubt I'll make rent, and I have to cancel my New Orleans trip....
If anyone wants to cheer me up, message me as V1rtuosity on aim
Quote of the Day: "You know, that girl sure is fat" -- Rod
Special Pic of the Day:
Mark turned 21 on Monday! We went to numerous bars! Happy Birthday Mark!
Why hello my friends! I've a few topics to speak about today
#1, Filangie is a bloated whore. filangie, if you're reading my site, I think you're a bloated whore. In other news, filangie is a bloated whore.
My public speaking competition took place yesterday, and I had a lot of fun! I was all dressed up for my speech!
I've been told I clean up well, I guess that just means I look like shit the rest of the time.
While I didn't make the finals, I did come pretty close! The lady who announced the finalists said that "We were all winners". I love that speech.
Anyways, I did get a very nice certificate, and I was just happy to compete at all.
Now, tomorrow night is the big party night! I've put up Christmas lights out in front of my house so you know which one is mine! Also, I was sorta in the christmas spirit.
And finally, I'd like to thank my girlfriend Katie
For taking me to eat at El Chico's on 4.99 enchilada night!
Brandon also says thanks.
(doesn't it look like he's rolling a fat-ass joint there?)
Quote of the day: "Filangie is a bloated whore" -- Me
I dunno what I did to my site, but I sure screwed it up!