I put the log in blog, niggers.

PIE!

So, my topic today, is my sexy body. I present to you, exhibit A:

I'm wearing socks because it's cold, goddamnit.

So, my life as of late has been most interesting! I'll give you a quick runthrough.

I beat John's ass in disc golf. The weather was nice enough for us to play!

I watched an autistic kid pick his nose for about half an hour in class one day.

I bought a FLASK! 7 ounces of pure kickass wherever I go!

I have an ultra secretive guerilla terrorist prank that I plan on unleashing at a local porn store.

I've been saving some [[CASH]] for my ROADTRIP to New Orleans! A few friends and I are going to watch OU in the Sugar Bowl, and hopefully we'll WIN the national championship! My pathetic money jar, is below.



Yes, that is a pickle jar.

So, speaking of my roadtrip, I'm a college kid, and I've actually had to sell my very essence to raise funds for this trip. Now, this needle in my arm is draining me of much needed nutrients and vitamins, so this is where my faithful readers (all 2.7 of you) can come in, and help. VIA PAYPAL!

Tell your parents! The smallest amount will help, be it 12 cents, or 15 dollars! You get an accompanying handjob from me, and perhaps my mother also if the donation is large enough.

I'm also super excited about my public speaking competition. Every year, OU's public speaking classes hold a public speaking competition (the Josh Lee Public Speaking Comp.) and 2 people are selected from each class to participate in this competition. I was chosen from my class, so about 25 other people, and myself, are going to participate in it!

The competition will take place on Thursday, Dec. 11th. The prelims. will be from 5-6:15 and the finals from around 7-8. First place takes home $100, places 2-6 take home $50. (I'm not quite sure where it is being held yet, I've asked my teacher and will inform you as I find out)

I'd like to change some of the old links and even perhaps the color of this blog, but I have no idea how to do it, so KENNY HELP ME! And remind me to take you out to dinner next time you're in Norman Ken, 2 bucks a month adds up :o

ALSO: Party at my house Dec 13th, we'll have a large amount of spiked egg nog there!

Dan's self improvement: I'm trying to learn how to cook, and when I get a little bit of spare cash, I plan on buying a beginners cookbook at Barnes & Noble, but until then, I'm just gonna stick to what I know. So if anyone wants to have some hamburger helper, or SPAGHETTI, let me know, I'll cook like a son of a bitch! Just bring a 6 pack of beer and we'll have a nice dinner.

Quote(s) of the day: 'I want to vomit in my shoes and walk around in them' -- John

"Danny, you keep your sperm to yourself" -- My mother.

Posted by Sublime204 at November 28, 2003 10:58 PM