I put the log in blog, niggers.: January 2003 Archives

January 19, 2003

I'm a slacker

Well hello, I realize i've been a slacking homosexual in not updating. That is just something you guys are gonna have to live with, or send me hate mail. Actually, If you guys come across any neat pictures and shit online, email them to me at [email protected] and if they are worthy I'll share them with the Chickenwing following. You could also IM me on AIM ---> V1rtuosity.

So whats been goin on with me? Well, school is going fine, its cool to run into a bunch of people on campus again, I enjoy that part.

Also, I've been going to Church lately. That is what my religious counselor looks like. She 'advises' me with my spiritual being and what not.

I have a picture for you guys, its a masturbating monkey. You can't go wrong with masturbating monkeys, so here it is.

I went and saw "Adaptation" last night. That movie is such a damn good movie, I suggest you all go see it. I plan on buying it on DVD, it just throws you through such a range of emotions, you can't get that with most movies.

"How many times this semester is a cell phone going to ring in class?" equals 3 thus far. Assholes

People handing me shit still stands at 1, i've been cunning at avoiding those bastards on campus.

Quote of the day: "After two days my pussy went on strike" -- Molly

Posted by Sublime204 at January 19, 2003 11:54 AM

Comments

her pussy went on strike? hahahahaha

Posted by: John on January 19, 2003 02:17 PM

You suck at updating

Posted by: Borelan on January 26, 2003 12:11 AM

update fucker, or you lose masturbation privileges.

Posted by: john on January 26, 2003 04:32 PM

yes, why yes it did....picket signs and all..."NO NO...DON'T LET IT BLOW"

Posted by: buggers on January 30, 2003 10:46 PM

Posted by EclectiC at 02:11 AM | Comments (228)

January 13, 2003

SCHOOL

Well, I've had an interesting few days! Sunday was Kristy's birthday, Happy B-day to her, 19 years of age. Saturday night, i went to a DRAG SHOW. That was quite interesting. I had intended to take pictures with my digital camera, but I wasn't sure if that was frowned upon at the club or not. I really didn't want some big buff dude dressed as a chick in high heels stomping on my balls for taking pics of shim.

I have failed the faithful of Chickenwing, I'm terribly sorry. I hereby claim that I shall do my best to take pictures of men tucking their genetalia and prancing around in leather outfits.

As for school, I'm happy to get started again, gives me something to do, a schedule, etc. As for the shitty parts. MY GOD THEY ASSRAPE YOU ON BOOK PRICES. Fuck fuck fuck! 120 bucks on 2 mo fuckin books?!!?!? Sigh, remind me to lube up my ass BEFORE walking into the bookstore next time.

As for my classes, I've been to 3/4 so far. 2 seem like pretty easy courses, HOPEFULLY an easy A. My anthropology course I'll enjoy, will have to work (booo). Political Science is not interesting, but If i get a good grade out of it, hooray. Astronomy is pretty cool, get to learn about stars and cosmos and shit. And then Math, what can you say about math.

I've decided to start some new features on here, involving school. One is "How many times this semester is a cell phone going to ring in class?'" and the other is "How many times some fuckface is going to hand me a flyer while I'm walking around Campus". I'll keep a running count!

As for my photoshop, etc, No pictures this update, for two reasons. 1. Class soon, and 2. No software!

Today installment of "How many times this semester is a cell phone going to ring in class?" totals 1 so far. Some assmonkey had their cell ring in Astronomy.

As for "How many times some fuckface is going to hand me a flyer while I'm walking around Campus", some jap tried to hand me a flyer concerning my spiritual life and my relationship with lord jesus christ god lord savior almighty annointed one. I regretfully declined. THEN outside the bookstore some slutty lady handed me a booklet of coupons, which I took, and on the way out, the bloated whorebag tried to hand me ANOTHER! Total: 3

Quote of the Day: Fuck you guys, I forgot it. It is a lot of pressure to remember random shit people tell you.

Posted by Sublime204 at January 13, 2003 02:38 PM

Comments

the communal lube has run dry.

Posted by: John on January 14, 2003 01:52 PM

is it just me or do johns comments suck a bent cock?

Posted by: kenny on January 14, 2003 10:36 PM

Did you go to the Wreck Room? I dragged Corrie there for her 19th birthday coincidentally. The drag queens were all over the guy we brought with us and then one became chummy with me and put me on her guest list for the following night and then proceeded to tell me that if I didn't show up she would find me and rip my cheek bones off and then kick my ass. Needless to say: I have not gone back.

Posted by: Jill on January 15, 2003 11:48 PM

nah, thats just the perspective when you sit in front of the computer all day. i know jacking off is fun and all, but c'mon. worry bout my comments less.

Posted by: john on January 15, 2003 11:51 PM

you know what's funny? dan and kenny sucking off homeless guys for spare change. god i miss the good ol days... especially hype's penis. those black men certainly are hung.

Posted by: erik on January 16, 2003 04:36 PM

whats up with this old days bullshit, i still suck off old guys for change

Posted by: Dan on January 16, 2003 07:01 PM

i like freebies.

Posted by: John on January 18, 2003 02:30 PM

Posted by EclectiC at 02:09 AM | Comments (190)

January 10, 2003

Comp Fuckup

Well, I had an interesting past few days. I started to uninstall some useless shit on my comp so that I would have some free room on my hard drive (small HD on my laptop), so i delete paint shop pro, and out of the blue, my comp restarts on its own. Funny, i thought. So, I go to restart it, and i get blue screen of death BEFORE my computer even boots up. Terrific! Inaccessible Boot Device or some shit.

Long story short, I lose everything, and then i put XP on my laptop. It will be a bit before i Post anymore pics, mainly cuz I don't have my camera installed or photoshop, bleh.

I owe many of you handjobs, expect them soon. I'll add a little feature on the next update for you.

Your friend, Danny

Posted by Sublime204 at January 10, 2003 02:57 PM

January 07, 2003

About Time

I'd like to take this time out to say FUCK KAZAA. It is a piece of shit. Oh how I miss the days of Napster.

I haven't done a whole hell of a lot in the past days, I've gone to Wal-Mart it seems 52 times. Just spending time with Kristy on my vacation. She went back to work yesterday, which reminds me. I should get a job.

Post a comment saying yes or no if I should get a job. If you post, you are gauranteed a handjob from me personally.

Quote of the Day: "I think i glued that gaping asshole already" -- John

Posted by Sublime204 at January 7, 2003 11:52 AM

January 01, 2003

Drama?

Why hello there, these past 20 hours have been drama filled. We got girls who are angry that I didn't attend their get together.

Oh well, drama is all fine and good, i find it funny people making a fuss over shit that doesn't matter. You see, I personally am one laid back mofugga, i don't much give a shit about anything. So drama is whatever.

A few pics for you guys. A second installment of my award winning Before and After!

Before

After

I'm enjoy this picture uploading thing. Now, I post for you the cat who's life I have saved! The sluts that live upstairs abandoned this cat, so I buy it food and let it in every now and again. I present to you, Marla

I ate at Popeye's yesterday, it is a new chicken place down the street, about a block away. I go there, and I don't like eating chicken off the bone, it makes me feel like i'm snapping tendons and i'm about to bite into a blood filled vein or something. Anyways, I ordered the chicken tenders, and all they have is spicy cajun chicken. So I order those, jump ahead 12 hours. I'm shitting out straight battery acid.

At this juncture, I'd like to quote my buddy Jon Haines.

"We call that Ring Sting"

Another pic, a bit late, with my friends John and Jill at halloween.

Posted by EclectiC at 01:54 AM | Comments (302)