If you guys ever catch me in Tishomingo again, You have the right to club me to death with a large dildo. This is all sans family holidays, mind you.
I went with Kristy and Amanda to Tishomingo. Tish is sorta fun and all, but after about 16 minutes there just ain't jack and shit to do. Back in Norman with Trev, Kristy, and Amanda to celebrate the coming of the new year, hooray!
Behold, a project that comes from my original idea! Before and After!
Quotes of the Day "Danny, you're sick, you're talking about your mom licking your balls, thats disgusting" -- Kristy
"Give me a uterus and I'm good to go" -- Me
Side Note: Due to the amount of concerned fan mail I've received over the picture of the scared cat in yesterday's entry, I'd like to state that I'm actually a cat lover and I do not condone the shaking or harming of cats.
Another side note: I never received any fan mail about that picture

Just testing this shit, not sure where I got micheal, but enjoy.
Quote of the Day -- "Trevor: its micheal, how can you go wrong"
I got to see my old man yesterday! Then we ate at Zio's, I love that place, mmmm
not much to say, I have a picture for you all, lets see if I can post it.
Ahh vacation, sitting on your ass bored as hell, thats what it is all about. Anyways, I went to Tisho fucking Mingo for a day or two. It got boring quick, but i got to see some family and some buddies. Oh yea, HOME COOKED meals, i ate so much food. I took a dump of solid fiber like 2 feet long once i digested it all.
I got to see Jeremiah, Trev, Rodney, Tommy (sorta), Elishia, Chris, Brian, Katie, Georgina, and a few others from high school.
I got some cool shit for christmas, clothes mainly, some cool pictures from Kristy, a nice sweater from Trev, and a really cool inlaid box that my step dad made me.
I woke up this morning with Marla laying onmy chest staring directly into my face. That killed my morning wood pretty quick.
Quote of the Day - "Yes, she just ate her own ear!!" -- John
Wal mart is the savior of our great nation. I went yesterday, it was a fucking zoo in there. Kristy got her pictures developed, we had some really good ones together. Kristy and I then invited John and Jill over and we watched Ferngully!!!!!!!!
All in all, was an uneventful day but it was good to get to hang with my buddy John. Any of you watch the Sunday Night Sex Show with that wrinkled old cumdump of a hostess? Thats fucked up listening to 90 year old women talk about their clitty
Quote of the Day: "A report released from my pants just moments ago has deemed my wang massive, sturdy, and fearsome" Penny Arcade
Finals are over, time to do jack shit alllllllllllllll day!
I missed updating a day, I actually got shit done that day. I turned in my film final. I just knew those cocksuckers at the University would ticket me for parking my car on the north oval for 6 minutes. They didn't. Then, I had to go pay 50 fucking dollars for a TINY LITTLE SMALL mother fuckin sticker to put on my license plate. Fuck me. Oh yea, I ate at Subway, that was good :D
The next day (20th) I woke up quite fucking early, took my LAST final, finished with a B in the course it turns out, then I came home, cleaned up a bit, went over to Kristy's, drove to OKC, came back, stayed at Kristy's, then at 10:30 we went to see the new Lord of the Rings Movie, The Two Towers, that was a badass movie, although its so fucking looooooooooooooooong. Plus with 7thousand people packed into a small room, it gets hot.
I've realized I should put up some pictures every now and again, I'll work on that If I don't get too lazy
Quote of the Day "Frodo can tongue my hairy beanbag" -- Me
Quite the uneventful day yesterday. I sat at home, my day dissapeared! I actually got work done though, i got 80% of my film final done. Kristy came over around 6, it was nice to have her over here for once. She studied a while, and then Amanda came over to help her study but went through all my pictures instead ;p I won a badass ring for my cleric, /jizz.
I realize this is a hasty update, I forgot to update earlier. It's not like anyone reads this shit! Keep in mind, I'm writing this so I can come back 2 years later and see what I did all day heh. I love you Lindsay!
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Quote of the Day " Shut the fuck up Marla, I feed you" -- Me
Waking up at 6am, its not my thing. Anyways, yesterday was fun, Ken and I went to eat at bison witches, I got the nachos, i was expecting some good nachos, I didn't get good nachos :(
After that, it was so damned nice out, we went and played disc golf! We have a disc golf course right across the street, it was fun, we used to play all the time during the summer. Ken beat me by about 4 strokes, had a good time. I think i made friends with a gay guy on the course too.
After that I worked on my paper and dicked around on my computer till 8ish, then I went over to Kristy's, stayed the night there. I talked to my buddy John on the phone, that crazy fool was waiting in line for the Two Towers like 2.5 hours before it opened. His Core is hard.
Quote of the Day: "Oh, the things i could do to you with a wire hanger..." Pat Bateman
I had 2 finals yesterday! One right after the other, but I think they went well actually. Woke up around 7am, got ready, studied a bit, took the final, hung out in Cate Center with Kristy for 30 mins or so, then went and took my comm final, was easy. Go back to the parking garage, and i have a FUCKING PARKING TICKET. God, OU is such fucking nazis about parking. Goddamnit, I was parked on the 5th level of the parking garage, IT IS FINALS WEEK, and those fucking cock gobbling fucking ass-licking shit suckers fuckin gave me a fucking ticket. I saw them giving parking tickets out at 7pm at night one time. What the fuck, do these people ever fucking sleep.
Ok, so I was a bit mad about the parking ticket, fuck OU parking. Then I came home and it seems my day dissapeared while I was on the computer, quite strange really. Stayed the night at Kristy's, she was a bit stressed out from work, finals, anything else, joy.
Yesterday I actually can't remember what happened. That's how shitty my memory is. Lets see, I stayed at Kristy's, came home, showered, Trev started drinking around perhaps 4p.m., that was interesting. He fell asleep promptly thereafter. Went back over to Kristy's about 10, studied a while for my geography final, and then we watched Ice Age. Oh yea, Trev and I broke Kristy's bed, don't ask heh.
I really should start working on my film take home final :/
Posted by Sublime204 at December 16, 2002 02:17 PM
Well, I had quite the eventful day yesterday. Woke up, showered (yay personal hygiene), and we went over to Kristy's. We drove up to Edmond with Amanda, Trevor, Kristy and I. We went to the Quail Springs mall, it was fucking packed! So many people there, holiday shopping, how crazy it was. It was a productive day all in all, I bought my sisters some movies (dead-alive and christmas vacation), and bought Kristy some stuff.
So, we planned on going to a movie in the mall, and I wanted them to see 8-mile, and Trevor checks the time, and goes "hey, one at 4:40, we'll buy ticklets in 1 hour for it". Well, to make a long story short, Trevor is illiterate and the movie was at 7:20. We had to walk around the mall for 2.5 hours to waste time. Granted there are 100million things to do in a mall to pass time, heh. They all liked the movie, its a good one. Then we went to Kristy's house, and drank a bit! White Russians are the shit, btw! Ok, finals tomorrow, time to study bleh.
So, yesterday my high school buddy Trev comes up to visit! Massive buttsex will be had! We hung out here for a while, then my friend Terri's car broke down and she needed a ride to work, so we drove her ass all around town, she thanked us with blowjobs, of course. After that, we went and ate at Applebee's, it was alright, after Applebee's we came back to my apartment and played ps2 till about 9 at night then we went over to Kristy's and she had a party, it was pretty cool. A large amount of alcohol was there, and met a few cool folks. Trev met some new people, I was happy about that. We left about 4 in the morning, although I would have liked to stay and sleep in Kristy's bed, I didn't want to make Trev sleep on the floor. So we came to my place and he slept on my floor, teehee!
Ok, so I figured out that I'll have to update at the end of the day to keep the calender correct with what happens on what days, etc. So, a little about my day yesterday, keep in mind this won't be that interesting, but 10 years from now I'd like to see what I was doing with my life, considering I have the memory span of a goldfish.
Ok, ate at Hideaway with Kenny, was good pizza, came home, spent a good while on my computer, won some stitched flesh necklace for Eclectic, and then I went to Kristy's house, played with a ferret a while, and Kristy got home and we went to Wal-Mart with Donna and Amanda to get stuff for the party friday night! Ok, give me time, I'll clean up the entries, perhaps make them more interesting!
Quote of the day for today "Danny, could you please not scream testicle across the south oval?" -- Jennifer
Hello there, I'm Danny, a college kid. My life isn't that incredibly interesting, but hey, what are you gonna do ;p
My dad has often encouraged me to write down a little something I do everyday, on perhaps a calender, or a notebook. Now, being the lazy bastard that I am, I never did it, but I always did like the fact that my dad could open up a notebook of his, flip through it, and tell me what he did on August 3rd, 1993.
So, this is my start. Many thanks to my buddy Kenny for setting up this movable typeset thing! So, everyday, I might write down a random thought for the day, but you'll be reading about what I did in my relatively uneventful life. I'm quite excited about it actually! Ok, time to figure this stuff out
ps. It's all fiction bitches. Even my fictional place of work, in case anyone was being a zealot asshole.