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September 13, 2004

Yep. Poopballs.

The other day, I encountered a social encounter in which I wasn't so sure what to do. The situation follows as this: I have to pee. I'm in the men's bathroom. My finger smells like poop. And finally, I still have my backpack on.

Now, I'll be honest with you guys. I pissed with my backpack on. I want to get that out in the air first. I was peeing and thinking about it, because I can pee and think at the same time, and I started to think perhaps I made the wrong decision. What if all these other really hot ass guys in the bathroom started to think that my pissing with my backpack on somehow aided me in peeing.

So, I still haven't solved this enigma of social etiquette. If any of you happen to know the answer to this question.... perhaps you've ran across a similiar problem, or you've read a Dear Anne question or whatever, please, absolve these horrors that haunt my dreams.

Now, a good note. My friend Chris gave me a gmail account! Now if you don't know what a gmail account is, then its like hotmail, but for fags. So, if you guys ever want to send me naked pictures of yourselves, my new email is
[email protected]. I told my sister the new address and she said 'Danny what if you give some girl your email address and you're trying to bang her'. First off, there is no what if, I'm fairly certain I'll want to bang whoever her is.

Now, how many of you ladies out there didn't fuck a dude because of his email address?

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