March 19, 2004
PREGGERS!
My sister Jessica is perhaps the most computer illiterate person in California.
You see, Jessica is pregnant, and I've been asking her to send me photos of her belly for like, about 3 and a half years now. She just now figured out how to tie her shoes, and somewhere in there, I got the photos! I'm so excited!
She's only 4 months in in that photo, but she's very beautiful! I can't wait to see her early April.
This is the girl who would beat the fuck out of me as a little kid.
One time, I totally soaked her and her boyfriend at the time with my super soaker, cuz thats what you do with a super soaker. You fucking soak people with it. For some reason, she got way pissed. Obviously she didn't grasp the concept of super soakers.
Anyways, she gets a bucket full of water, kicks in my door, and douses me, on my bed! Totally soaking my bed. I proceed to run around the house screaming and crying, cuz I'm like 8, and she hides in the kitchen, behind our pantry with a fucking frying pan. As I come streaking through the kitchen, she clocks me in the face with said frying pan, sending me spiraling down to unconsciousness.
My lovely sister, how I love you!
Now, for Spring Break.
I emphasize the word Break, and by Break, I mean that Rusty's is breaking my will to live by working me 40+ hours over the week. I have zero free time, that means I have to masturbate at WORK.
Sorry to those of you whom I've already told the 'break my will' to live joke, I felt it was worth the webpage.
I have news my friends. Before March 12th, 2004, I was one of 7 people in Norman, Oklahoma, without a cellular phone. As of the date stated above, I received my first phone.
I'm a Cell Out.
I made that pun up all by myself. IM me at V1rtuosity and ax me for my #, if you're cool enough, you'll be bestowed with it. If you already have it, you are the coolest people in Oklahoma.
I leave you today, my friends. with a photo of my Nag Champa. I bought 180grams of it off of ebay for super cheap!
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first comment!
Posted by: cockrider at March 19, 2004 12:45 PMat least you are getting paid overtime
Posted by: Heather at March 19, 2004 08:05 PMyou know, i don't have your cell phone number. i hate you. i'm telling jesus to NEVER cut his hair. just because you want him to. so yeah. remember that time i told that guy in arizona i was preggers?!?! actually, i almost did. but didn't. i'm lame. nevermind.
p.s.- i have your number. forget the jesus thing.
So Dan, i guess your sister is pretty dumb you think? she dosent get "super Soaker" or "Frying Pan" whats this world comeing to?
Posted by: Tyler O at April 25, 2004 07:56 PM