June 14, 2003
Alexis
Everyone say hi to my new computer, Sexy Lexy.
specs:
Pentium 4 2.80 ghtz w/ 533mhtz fsb
1024 mb 333mhtz 2700 DDR ram
Geforce 4 ti4600 128mb video
60gig 7200rpm hd (saving money for a 15000rpm SATA one)
Soundblaster Live! 5.1 sound
52x24x52 cdrw
etc etc...
June 02, 2003
hi. i'm katie. and i'm sexy.
So I was watching the Sunday Night Sex Show the other night, and it turns out that I CAN'T get pregnant from swallowing ejaculate. I'll be damned. All that time I wasted spitting on pregnancy tests. So, now that I know I'm out of the risk zone...any takers? I also realized what I want to be when I grow up. A sex machine. With my own talk show. I will help all of those misguided women who have never experienced the sheer ecstacy of a genuine, heartfelt donkeypunch. I feel bad that all of the godddamned hippies are out there trying to solve world hunger, instead of spreading their legs like a gymnast and enjoying life. Some day I will change the world. Until then, I will personally do my part to keep the groins of the world, both male and female, throbbing.