So I was watching the Sunday Night Sex Show the other night, and it turns out that I CAN'T get pregnant from swallowing ejaculate. I'll be damned. All that time I wasted spitting on pregnancy tests. So, now that I know I'm out of the risk zone...any takers? I also realized what I want to be when I grow up. A sex machine. With my own talk show. I will help all of those misguided women who have never experienced the sheer ecstacy of a genuine, heartfelt donkeypunch. I feel bad that all of the godddamned hippies are out there trying to solve world hunger, instead of spreading their legs like a gymnast and enjoying life. Some day I will change the world. Until then, I will personally do my part to keep the groins of the world, both male and female, throbbing.
Posted by ktyr at June 2, 2003 10:11 PMi got dibs on top
Posted by: Dan on June 3, 2003 12:25 AM