I'd make a comment about your latest blog entry, but that would involve reading it and that would be no bueno. So, instead, I'm going to pimp out my new blog: keyboardvomit.blogdrive.com. It's so good that you'll want to have sex with it repeatedly until it dies from taking the excessive blows from your nigger cock, and then you'll continue to have your way with its decaying orifices!

I hear if you drink lots of Kool-aid with a lot of that raw gelatin shit you use to make homeade jam with mixed in to it, you will pass your drug test and possibly any finals you have that week.

Seriously though, your whole family sounds like they're a few pancakes short of an international house.

I would have to agree with big_honkin_cocks about your family. Having your mom try to talk an innocent little girl into buying a vibrator is pretty messed up. I can't go into Christy's without thinking about your mom then wanting to throw up.

I seriously laughd for 15 minutes. Danny. I love you. LOL

how the fuck did your dad's urine test negative?