If you were at a horrenderous slaughtering of a bunch of high school/college kids whilst in a field drinking beer, don't you think you'd lay down next to or even under a pile of mutilated bodies and pretend you are dead so maybe the chainsaw/axe murderer will think you are dead and not maim your body with a chainsaw/axe?
I'd either do that or jump in his way so he'll kill me first and get this over with.
Posted by EclectiC at April 30, 2004 04:25 AMfuck that. if hes close to me, i will cast frost nova, run back a few steps, then spam sleep till he doesnt resist. then i will cast teleport:stormwind (yes i can cast that now), sell some light leather, and fuck a gnome in the inn.
Posted by: ken at May 8, 2004 06:12 PMWhy Dont You Just Shake A Stick At Him? My Grandpa Always Said That Works. Of Course Hes Dead Now...
Posted by: Tyler O at May 9, 2004 04:55 AMTyler it drives me fucking crazy when you capitolize every first letter of every word
Posted by: Dan at May 12, 2004 01:00 AMgeez, you'd be really shit outta luck if he went around stabbing all the bodies with bayonets like they did during the napoleonic wars...
...god i sound like a loser.
Posted by: cati at May 12, 2004 01:06 AMIf I was in the field I'd go with the hiding under the dead bodies scenerio. Though, more then likely you'd be found, as the whiff of stress would bellow across the area, as you'd be laying their shitting yourself....
A better question is: Your in a car with your best friend, and you slide down a steep hillside, the car rolls several times. Do you try to save your friend... or do you position them to take the force of the rollling car (In a shield like manner) - thus leaving you fit and well to escape unharmed.
Posted by: Lee at May 13, 2004 08:15 PM