September 04, 2003
KITTIES!!!
Due to the fact that I'm an amazing photographer and I can capture anything in its best light ever, I've taken an award winning photograph of a few small kittens that seem to inhabit my house. The photo is forthcoming
What a beautiful photo! Also, Now that you have seen the photo, you MUST, I BEG of you, you MUST go to this website:
Click for Danny's KITTIES!!
And give those cute little balls of fur a 10 rating!
Also, for all you Sublime fans out there, how would you like to have any song of theirs, totally for free, one click away? Even bootlegs! I found this nifty site online, and I promptly masturbated profusely afterwords. John, check it out, then we can masturbate together. Here it is:
Hell Yea! Sublime!
Also, I have an introductory speech due next week where I have to bring 3 items to class. One from my past, one from my present, and one from my future, or what I envision my future to be.
I feel that my present life lacks some sort of meaning -- meaning that can be portrayed in a tangible item that is able to fit into my backpack anyways. Any suggestions are welcome! Katie told me to bring her!
Quote of the day: "I had a dream last night about giving you a handjob"
let the masturbation begin!
Posted by: John on September 10, 2003 05:51 PMfor past, bring a bottle of aunt jamima syrup. For present bring last night's used condom. For future, brign a picture of yoru favorite ememary school, resembling the little boys you and going to drive by and flash when you are 80 years old.
Posted by: Msn on September 12, 2003 12:33 PMPS.. the pictures of hairy pussy has to go. Shave them.
Posted by: Msn on September 12, 2003 12:35 PMfirst of all, he already disposed of last night's used condoms. yes, that's plural. second...he also already flashes little boys. i find that keeping elementary school yearbooks lying around is the best foreplay.
Posted by: katie on September 13, 2003 11:18 PM