Dan's Drivel

A bit of a switch

Instead of a day in MY life, we are going to focus on the feline life.

Spotlight: Marla

Cats don't have to worry about shit like bills, rent, schoolwork, jobs. They do have to worry about FOOD though. Luckily I provide Marla with such provisions

Eating a whole fucking bowl of food at a time tires one out. Time for rest, cuz hey, ain't shit else a cat has to be doing

After a 2-3 hour nap, Marla is ready to give her food bowl hell again.

Once the bipedals fall asleep, Marla ATTACKS -- she sheds her kind attitude and gets down to business.

Direct quote from Marla from above picture -- "You got knocked the FUCKOUT!"

Tired again after kicking some ass

Marla is feeling a bit social at this point.

Much like a spider, once Marla has killed her prey, she wraps the carcass up in a coccoon type covering.

At the end of the day, Marla takes a picture of her ass with MY digital camera. I have NO idea how this got on my camera! But I share the spoils of war with you all.

To live the life of a cat, eating, sleeping, taking pictures of your swarthy asshole, and eating human beings, I could handle that.

Quote of the Day: (keeping with the cat theme)
"well, i started thinking about the things i do when cats fall asleep in my lap, and shagging them in the butt is always at the top of the list." -- John

Posted by Sublime204 at March 4, 2003 07:26 PM